ProfitableSurpriseCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crops Grown:	7476
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5295
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Secret Passages Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	8

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4373
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Farms Harvested:	999	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3467
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	258	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2513	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	807	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4