ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Animals Bred: 136 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Astral Projections Made: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

    MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

    Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

    Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

    So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4611
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ores Mined: 4265

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

    BlockyJusticeGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 493

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

    Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema
    So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

    If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1071 Dimension Hops: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Magic Items Found: 2240 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    https://t.me/minecubixremake

    Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of ​​​​the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

    The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

    WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!
    Server Name WakeMC
    Version 1.21
    Server Location Australia

    Overview:

    A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

    Features:

    • McMMO
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Player Market
    • Jobs
    • Free Ranks
    • Land Claim
    • Crates (Free)
    • Player Warps
    • Auction House
    • Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
    • Custom Enchants (250+)
    • Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
    • Resource World (Resets Weekly)
    • Separate Creative World
    • Cosmetics
    • Discord
    • Bluemap

    Ranks:

    All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I claim land?

    We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

    2. How do jobs work?

    Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

    3. What is McMMO?

    Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

    4. How do I upgrade spawners?

    You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

    5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

    Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

    6. What is the resource world?

    We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

    7. Is there a creative server?

    Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

    8. Are there giveaways?

    Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

    9. What are the server IPs?

    Survival: play.wakemc.net

    Creative: creative.wakemc.net

    10. What is the website?

    Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

    11. What is Bluemap?

    Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Farms Harvested: 813

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyFate Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

    It’s Up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

    DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

    Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyRoomieDrama

    CraftyRoomieDrama
    Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Potions Brewed: 79
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Star Shards Collected: 59

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

    SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 1875

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SongCraft: LastRespawn

    SongCraft: LastRespawn
    Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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