Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Gems Collected:	21
Animals Bred:	179	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crops Grown:	4606

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9428
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	6745
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1366	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Emeralds Found:	1322	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Star Shards Collected:	133	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	55

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.