Procrastinate SMP: The Server Where Everyone’s House is Still Under Construction!

rules, shared interests, build projects, Community, ideals

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join our community that has been active for years with a shared interest in Minecraft and gaming. We encourage playing a variety of games and have major build projects underway.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there any specific rules to follow?	We are light on rules but don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. No hackers or griefers are allowed.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join our Discord server to access the Minecraft server. Join here.

BlockbusterWorld

game world, FANTASY, fictional world, BlockbusterWorld, immersive experience

If you’ve ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, zombies drop diamonds, and creepers are actually just misunderstood green blobs looking for a hug, then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself transported into a land where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, where building a house out of giant mushrooms is totally normal, and where riding a pig into battle is not only encouraged but highly recommended.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. He loves nothing more than a good game of Minecraft bingo and a round of karaoke at the local village pub.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). Trust us, you won’t want to leave this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

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EU Council Minecraft Server: Warsaw Security & Sabotages

european union, Warsaw, Minecraft, european parliament, european integration

LOL come join dis Minecraft server, we got more drama den Hungary and Belarus combined! Poland is da new sheriff in town, kickin’ off da EU Council wit a bang! Our slogan is “Security, Europe” cuz we keep it safe from dem creepers and griefers.

We takin’ on “hybrid warfare” like pros, ain’t no tensions on our Poland-Belarus border gonna stop us! We fightin’ off disinformation like it’s a swarm of zombies, and ain’t no election meddling gonna mess wit us!

So come on, join da fun and chaos on dis server, where every day is a new adventure! Just watch out for dem sabotages, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! Let’s show dem other servers who’s boss!

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LuhanskLocalsGoneWild

atrocities, brutality, Accountability, Ukraine, violence

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, have i got the server for u! imagine a world where russian officers are ordering civilian executions in the luhansk region… but in minecraft! join our server and help save the locals by building epic fortresses and battling evil mobs. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those russian officers who’s boss!

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2025 Crafty Land

Land, Perception, physical proof, Reality, speculation

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got time travel shenanigans happening up in here. like, we legit don’t even know if it’s 2025 or not. we might be in the future or the past or some alternate universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and see for yourself. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance. yolo, amirite? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

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Ottoman Kids Club

History, Child protection, Humanitarian efforts, child labor, OTTOMAN

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire like the ottoman empire but without all the boring stuff like wars and stuff. instead, u can ride on magical unicorns and fight zombie chickens with ur diamond sword.

we have a secret dungeon where u can find the lost treasure of the ottoman sultans, but be careful, there are evil villagers guarding it with their pet creepers.

if u join now, u can also participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and become the ruler of ur own ottoman empire in minecraft land!

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