Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Towns Built: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PutinBdayWishCamKids

    PutinBdayWishCamKids
    come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 592
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft Server Overview

    Server Age 4 years old
    Current Season January – Present
    World Border Expanded for 1.21 update

    Server Features

    • Custom Advancements
    • Expansive Shopping District
    • Proximity Voice Chat In-game
    • Server Events
    • Custom Roles
    • Server perks for donors
    • Friendly and helpful community
    • Community Projects all the time
    • Giveaways
    • 24/7 Server Uptime
    • Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
    • Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
    • Crafting Tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

    Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

    Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Are there any server perks for donors?

    Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Potions Brewed: 91 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Alien Abductions: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 2493

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepSonSnubbedBDay

    StepSonSnubbedBDay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

    So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8730 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 113 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

    Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

    TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    Airships
    Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    Chunk claiming
    Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    Routine events with lucrative rewards

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
    How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
    Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mines Excavated: 2668

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

    Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

    The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    MajorRoast Minecraft Server
    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

    DadSnubbedDisneyCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

    Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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