Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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