Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 111 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magic Items Found: 4708
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3139 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9416
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 118 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Crops Grown: 5292 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Villages Defended: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4473

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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