Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Dragon Eggs Found: 4267
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 378 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 144
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 220936 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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