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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4946 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!
so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.
