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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4459 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3174 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
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but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!
so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.
