Primordial mc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, corporate, Diversity, EcoCraft, Entertainment, girl groups, Inclusivity, Kiri Kilovolt, Management, Marketing, Media, mixed groups, Music (Industry), Operation, ownership, promotions, publicity, success, talent agency, underrepresented talent, Wildlands

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	6889
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	2588	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ores Mined:	1234
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	169	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9159	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ores Mined:	5613	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crops Grown:	8837
Magic Items Found:	2931	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Emeralds Found:	7494	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Rolling Zero Infinity

chance, Concept, impossibility, infinite-sided die, Infinity, Mathematics, Numbers, Probability, randomness, Repetition, ROLLING, theoretical chance, theoretical concept, theoretical existence, theoretical impossibility, theoretical mathematics, theoretical numbers, theoretical physics, theoretical probability, theoretical repetition, theoretical universe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	1917