Primordial mc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Animals Bred:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	83
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5546
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1480
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3