lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!
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BalticCableChaos
so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly BAM! you’re transported to a whole new dimension where Sweden’s Social Democrats are tryna activate NATO’s Article 4 after some crazy cable sabotage in the Baltic Sea. like, what even is happenin’?! but don’t worry, cuz on this server, you can join in on the action and help save the day! build epic bases, team up with other players, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the sabotage. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and let’s show those Social Democrats who’s boss! -
A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Minecraft Server Overview
Main Theme Creativity vs Chaos Map Age 5 years old Spawn Griefed beyond recognition, maintained by a small group of players New Feature Players can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p Rules NO CHEATS ALLOWED Host lawlessmc.com Warning No restriction on adult content, not family friendly without active adult supervision FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the main theme of this server?
A: Creativity vs Chaos
Q: How old is the map on this server?
A: The map is 5 years old
Q: Can players be streamed on this server?
A: Yes, players can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p
Q: Are cheats allowed on this server?
A: No, cheats are not allowed
Q: Is the server family friendly?
A: No, the server has no restriction on adult content and requires active adult supervision
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PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!