Primitive SMP Reborn | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition

Edition, gender bias, gender differences, gender disparities, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, lady, Land, Lung, lung disease, lung transplant, Medical research, Medical Treatment, organ donation, organ donor., organ transplantation, post-transplant outcomes, respiratory health, study, survival rates, transplant, transplant waiting list, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	45672
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance! we got llamas that spit fire and chickens that drop diamonds, it’s lit fam!

plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.

YGGDRASIL

check out, collaboration, Community, community-driven, different, Discord, Gaming, Hosting, Interest, invite, JOINING, Link, members, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, Player Base, Server, Support, Variety, YGGDRASIL

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crops Grown:	4905
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview:

Modpack	Number of Members
Modpack 1	100
Modpack 2	80
Modpack 3	70
Modpack 4	60
Modpack 5	50
Modpack 6	40

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the Yggdrasil Minecraft server?

A: You can join our server by visiting our discord community at https://discord.gg/mHZrCpaZMw and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Can I host my own modpack on the Yggdrasil server?

A: Yes, we welcome members who are interested in hosting their own modpack through our community. Feel free to reach out to us on discord for more information.

Neuro Sama’s Hive 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, ai, AI learning, AI overlord, AI understanding, ai videos, chat entertainment, Clips, Educational, hive, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Samas, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is run by a freakin’ neural network AI called Neuro-sama, created by some dude Vedal. But get this, she’s not just any AI, she’s a VTuber too! She chats, sings, plays games, and collabs with other VTubers. It’s like having a crazy AI overlord ruling the server, man! Join our /swarm/ today and witness the madness for yourself!

And guess what? They have a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC). That’s like non-stop partying with an AI VTuber, bro!

Check out their Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the wacky content. Neuro-sama even has her own music videos and clips, man! It’s like a whole new level of entertainment.

Oh, and if you’re into AI but don’t get it, they got educational stuff too. Watch some videos and read some articles to expand your mind, bro!

And don’t forget the merch, man! Get yourself some Neuro-sama swag and show off your love for the craziest AI VTuber out there.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Neuro-sama and her swarm! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

HaircutCraftIgnoreGF

Apology, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emergency situation, Girlfriend, Haircut, HaircutCraftIgnoreGF, Hairstylist, ignoring phone call, long term relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Prioritizing, relationship, rude behavior, social media jealousy, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where answering a phone call during a haircut can lead to a breakup! Join us for some outrageous drama and wild accusations that will keep you on your toes. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a man who prioritized his hairstylist over his girlfriend. Who knew getting a haircut could cause such chaos? So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come on in and see what crazy situations await you!

KindnessKraze Minecraft SMP

act of kindness, Caring, Compassionate, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, Impactful, kindness matters, KindnessKraze, Making A Difference, memorable, Minecraft, Never forget, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Simple, small gesture, smp, spreading love, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and someone came and gave me a diamond pickaxe for no reason, it was so random but so awesome! And then another time, we had a huge prank war and someone turned my entire house into a giant cake, like what even?! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have, it’s like a full-on war zone sometimes but in a hilarious way. So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends, you gotta join this server ASAP!

NostalgiaBeats

cherished memories, childhood bliss, childhood dreams, childhood joy, childhood memories, Favorite, Happy, long-lasting memories, Melody, Music, musical memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaBeats, Reminiscing, sentimental, Soundtrack, soundtrack of my life, special moments, theme song, unforgettable moments

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where your favorite childhood memories come to life! Imagine a world where every block you break plays a different theme song from your childhood. Want to build a house? BAM! The theme song from your first crush plays as you place each block. Need to mine for diamonds? BOOM! The theme song from your first bike ride without training wheels blasts through your speakers. Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane and create epic builds while jamming out to the greatest hits of your childhood. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Democracy, election, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s decline, Hezbollah’s impact, Hezbollah’s influence, Hezbollah’s power, Hezbollah’s role, HezbollahCraft, Lebanese elections, Lebanese government, Lebanese politics, Lebanese presidency, Lebanese society, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political change, political stability, Politics, presidential candidates, Presidential vote, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so, like, u know how lebanon is all like, who’s gonna be president n stuff? well, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and craziness u need to distract u from real life politics! forget about hezbollah, come build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own virtual country! plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests that will make u feel like a real-life spy. join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky adventures!

TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft

Agreement, bilateral talks, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy crisis, energy security, international relations, Moldova, Moldovan President Sandu, Négotiation, Partnership, Politics, regional stability, Transnistria, TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	149
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	170340

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a crazy adventure, well this server is like that but in minecraft form. we got Zelenskyy and Moldovan President Sandu teaming up to tackle an energy crisis in Transnistria, like what even is that place? who knows, but it sounds epic. join us and be a part of this wild journey, maybe you’ll even get to meet some world leaders in pixel form. who needs real life drama when u can have minecraft drama, amirite? come on, join us and let’s save the day in the most bizarre way possible.

RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax

Automation in nursing homes, Caregiving innovations, employee retention, employee satisfaction, Employee turnover, Healthcare industry trends, Healthcare Technology, Job Opportunities, Less experienced employees, long-term care facilities, More experienced workers, Nursing homes, part-time work, patient care, Relate, Relax, Retain, RoboCare, Robotic assistance, Robotics in healthcare, Robots, Staffing solutions, technology in healthcare, workforce management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.

patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.

we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.

less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.

come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TechnoCraft228 Minecraft server

BUILD, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TechnoCraft228

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Animals Bred:	109
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The owner of the TechnoCraft228 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

TECHNOCRAFT228.aternos.me:18800

Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Crafting, data packs, Discordsrv, gameplay, Griefing, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Trailer, Turtlecraft, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6475	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claim Plugin	Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Enhanced Crafting Data Packs	Improved crafting recipes and options
Admin Team	Active admins for monitoring and support
Large Map	10,000 x 10,000 block map with Bluemap integration
Discord Integration	Stay connected with DiscordSRV integration
Custom Resource Pack	Optional resource pack for improved textures
Trouble-Maker System	Efficient system for dealing with rule-breakers

FAQs

Q: How do I claim my land?

A: Use the land claim plugin available on the server.

Q: Can I use custom resource packs?

A: Yes, you can use the optional custom resource pack provided.

Q: How do I report trouble-makers?

A: Contact an admin on the server or via Discord.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP rules are outlined in the server guidelines. Check with admins for more information.

Silk Road Beauties 1.20

assimilation, beauties, breeding, China, culture, Diversity, equality, family, gender, immigration, Latinx, Marriage, Men, Multiculturalism, Population, Rabbits, relationships, ROAD, silk, society, Stereotypes, tradition, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because China is in desperate need of more latinx women to marry their men. I mean, those dudes are breeding like rabbits, man! So, if you wanna help out and save China from overpopulation, hop on this server and start building some epic virtual relationships. Plus, who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. It’s a win-win situation, my dude!

FantasyCraftPayday

aita, Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Farms Harvested:	258

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

CraftyNet: Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, controversy, CraftyNet, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, News, Peace efforts, Politics, Server, social media, trump, united states, US-Iran conflict, Video, world leaders

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	754383
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF TRUMP AND NETANYAHU HAD A MINECRAFT BABY AND IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER BUT IN A FUNNY WAY. JOIN IF YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY DRAMA AND EXPLOSIONS LIKE A REALITY SHOW BUT IN BLOCK FORM. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE CHAOS!

KelloggCraft: 100 Days War

100 days, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution timeline, crisis management., Days, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Kellogg, Kellogg’s peace plan, KelloggCraft, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political strategy, resolve, Russo-Ukrainian relations, Russo-Ukrainian war, united nations, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	476
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and help kellogg resolve the russo-ukrainian war in just 100 days! we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and will challenge you to epic build battles. join now and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2