| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9039 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 571 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2427 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8385 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1926 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Votes: | 736 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8015 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7003 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6635 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 757 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6012 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 8358 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 220 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8756 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3008 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Farms Harvested: | 777 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9739 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8251 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7706 |
| Potions Brewed: | 65 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5707 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 8600 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5787 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9055 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3656 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6501 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
