Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Farms Harvested: 823 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7803 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ores Mined: 9490
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1975 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 746 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6178 Gods Slained: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1952 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ores Mined: 858 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4156 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Animals Bred: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 2225 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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