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HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	1373
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Potions Brewed:	76
Enchantments Applied:	80	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	6154

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8261

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1054	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2567
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	3856

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4054
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Towns Built:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1