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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5263 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 77 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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