PreggoSecretsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3137	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6503	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5658
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	7745	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Votes:	3431
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Animals Bred:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7226	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	695
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Votes:	3919
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	288	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	159
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	93/400	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2