PreggoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad decisions lead to unexpected pregnancies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the drama of late-night texts, ex-boyfriends, and positive pregnancy tests.

Experience the thrill of keeping secrets and making choices that would make even the most seasoned player question their morality. Will you be the one to keep the dad in the dark about his impending fatherhood, or will you spill the beans and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re looking for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience, look no further. Join now and see where your bad decisions take you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Villages Defended:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	535819	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5911	Villages Defended:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crops Grown:	9274
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	144790	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	117	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ores Mined:	7841
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Emeralds Found:	9421
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!