Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being cropped out of family photos or dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws. We promise no one will put allergens in your food or refuse to speak to you unless they’re trying to “correct” you. And don’t even get us started on the whole wedding drama – on our server, everyone is invited and welcomed with open arms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a toxic SIL when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2453 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2910 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 434
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Emeralds Found: 8595
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Gods Slained: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7857 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4215 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 860320 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Raftel

    Raftel

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 81
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Enchantments Applied: 258
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

    NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

    Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 1024
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Dimension Hops: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockyLoveReject

    BlockyLoveReject
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7649 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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