PramQueueSkipperAITAH

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

alone, Anime, anime culture, anime teachers, education system, Loneliness, long-term relationships, loveless, Lovers, Minecraft, Relationship Status, Server, Single life, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, teachers, teaching profession, unaccompanied, Unloved, unmarried

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	8843
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	620054	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GFChoresMinecraftServer

arguments, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dynamic, electrician, exhaustion, Fairness, free rent, GFChoresMinecraftServer, Girlfriend, household chores, living arrangements, living together, Organizing, relationship, responsibilities, tidiness, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
New Chunks Explored:	763674	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NieceConfrontAITA

Boundaries, Communication, confronting family, confronting husband, confronting spouse, emotional investment, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, financial support, Jealousy, marriage issues, neglecting children, Niece, NieceConfrontAITA, parenting, prioritizing family, relationship problems, Resentment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, secret alliances, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!

But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	2764

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GreatestPlayerEver – Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe? We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Our spawn town is so lit, it’s rumored that even Herobrine himself wants to move in!

Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the wildest and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. From battling giant mutant chickens to riding on flying pigs, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unique and bizarre sex experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. From getting it on with a sexy villager to roleplaying as a naughty Enderman, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, then come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fluoride Fun Zone

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hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🌎 Infinite Confusion Isles [DMP] (1.21) (Java) (Semi-Spicy) (18-) (Whiteout) (Map) (PvP) (Grape-Friendly)

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Infinity Isles <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/how-to-find-a-stronghold/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our Discord server!

Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Start Date	March 25th
Version	1.21
World Border	10k

Features

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted community to ensure quality players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district
Bi-weekly events and off-schedule activities
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff team and active Discord community

Apply

Apply to join our server on Discord!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.

What are the server rules?

Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.

What kind of events do you host?

We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house-trained).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	947
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	New Chunks Explored:	441168

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crops Grown:	1741
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.