| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3773 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 4009 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
65.109.69.99:25387
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2981 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 506 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 469 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3191 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4463 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1876 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 436 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7918 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 404 |
5p.vanilla-box.ru
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6854 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
play.hotdogwater.dog
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4672 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3812 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6614 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2067 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4485 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 259707 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 763 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5846 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2537 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2453 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9633 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1785 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1091 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6809 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4200 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5411 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2476 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!