| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.
Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 4996 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 662882 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Welcome to Syre MC | |
|---|---|
| Custom Enchants | Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables! |
| Generators | Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server! |
| New Server | Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content! |
| Free Ranks | Ascend through the ranks simply by playing! |
| Pet System | Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding! |
| Discord | Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY |
You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.
Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.
The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.
Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.
In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9484 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.
So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5577 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.
Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2947 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 444 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3751 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Focus | Town-building and community events |
| Unique Approach | No towny or claims plugin, vanilla player-honored system |
| Community | Tight-knit, friendly, drama-free |
| Experience | Vanilla with minor exceptions |
| Security | Robust backups, protection measures against theft and griefing |
| Seasons | Seasons last long for stability and continuity |
| Events | Community-hosted events for participation and fun |
Join our Discord community and follow the application process to become a member.
The server focuses on town-building and community events to foster creativity and collaboration.
Yes, the server maintains a vanilla player-honored system with minor exceptions for gameplay.
Seasons on the server are known to last for stability and continuity, with the latest season just starting.
Yes, the server hosts community events like hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges for players to participate in.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.
From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
