| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4151 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, a magical rainbow unicorn will descend from the sky and grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a chest full of rotten flesh).
Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Tulsa Kings and singing llamas!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?
Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!
Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Survival | Player must survive in the world and build their own structures |
| Quests | Players can engage in quests to earn rewards |
| Player Run Shops | Players can set up their own shops to trade with others |
| PVP Arena | Players can engage in player vs player battles |
| Special Events | Server holds special events for players to participate in |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process |
| Is there a whitelist for the server? | Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community |
| Can I bring my friends to the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server |
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4986 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3443 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.
Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8465 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8598 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.
So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 136 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 262 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Active Members | 3 |
|---|---|
| Starter Crate | Special crate provided at the start |
| Hidden Crates | Crates hidden throughout the world |
| Crossplay Support | Supports both Bedrock and Java |
To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.
The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.
There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.
Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.
Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.
But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.
And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2211 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 1829 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.
And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
