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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4308 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).