PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Void Armor Forged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	14573	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

BDSM, biggest kink, bondage, dirty talk, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, foot fetish, KinkCraft, latex fetish, leather fetish, Masochism, power play, role-play, sadism, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism, whats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

#sustainability, Air, Airbucks, animated film, bottled air, Buy, conservation, conservation efforts, consumerism, Deforestation, Dr. Seuss, eco-friendly, Environmental awareness, environmental problems, green living, lorax, nature preservation., Paper, paper money, paper production, Pollution, renewable resources, Save, Thneedville, Trees

come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

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Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

armor, Await, bookshelf, CavedIn, challenge, Chaos, collectible, Customization, Deeper, Dig, Discord, Feedback, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, Modification, Player-focused, Protection, Server, shields, Skills, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Trouble, Underground, weapons

Main Focus	Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
Features	Underground gameplay Item based teleportation Item based protection system Collection “minigame” More weapons, shields and armor Skills Quality of Life modifications
Player Focus	Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
Join Us	Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I teleport in the server?	To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
How can I protect my base?	You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
What is the collection “minigame”?	The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
Are there additional weapons and armor?	Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

5th of November, 777mil, Anons, ANONYMOUS, bump numbers, correct prediction, diligence, internet culture, keep posting, Kek, Magic, meme, Meme culture, meme hard, meme magic, Minecraft, Online Community, Politics, post numbers, prediction game, recreate conditions, Replying, Server, Trips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

backyard birds, bird behavior, bird conservation, bird enthusiasts, bird feeders, bird habitats, bird identification, bird migration, bird photography, bird songs, bird species, bird watching, birding adventures, birding apps, birding community, birdwatching gear, birdwatching tips, feathered friends, Friends, Minecraft, nature lovers, smp, Wren, Wrenfriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7313
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

acceptance, AuntieCraft, Christian values, coming out, Communication Issues, conservative Christianity, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, Homophobia, LGBTQ community, online behavior, personal beliefs, personal boundaries, public confrontation, regrets, religious beliefs, religious differences, religious intolerance, social media, tolerance

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocktopia Daily Grind

AMBITION, blocktopia, Daily, daily routine, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, Gratitude, grind, Happiness, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, success

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCaptivePutin

award winning, Conflict, CraftyCaptivePutin, dies, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, International, Journalism, Loss, Media, Political, Prisoner, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragic, Ukraine, Ukrainian journalist

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, jolly coop., Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore resources, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, total chaos, Troops, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4635
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Alltime, celebration, football, Goal, History, legend, milestone, Minecraft, national team, norway, Norways, Norwegian football, Ogre, player, record-breaking, Scorer, scoring title, smp, Soccer, sports, STRIKER, success, Top, top scorer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	761
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.