potato army | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	9223
Potions Brewed:	88	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2357
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4461	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	214	Love Letters Sent:	12

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Buildings Constructed:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	563
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	208	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	241
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Items Found:	3528	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	502058	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

Players:	98/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	1711
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2