so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the postdoc support is off the charts! like, the NIH is all up in here capping it at five years, but who cares, right? cuz we got all the support you need to level up and slay those creepers! plus, the criticism just adds to the drama, like a soap opera but with blocks and stuff. come join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Dragons Tamed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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