so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    Bedrock <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/anti-immigrant/">Fantasy Realm</a>

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7158 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Emeralds Found: 505
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2394 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Dimension Hops: 12 Farms Harvested: 293
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2775 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Crops Grown: 7012 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

    ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

    We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
    21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
    Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
    What are some of the server features? The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
    Is there a discord community associated with the server? Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
    Are there any special events or limited time servers? Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
    What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period? Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4053 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CoolCraft Minecraft Server

    CoolCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

    Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoShowSis Minecraft Server

    NoShowSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GFreeloaderCraft

    GFreeloaderCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

    Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

    But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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