After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Players Killed by Monsters: 9955
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Void Gems Collected: 30 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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