After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2604 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Animals Bred: 171 Star Shards Collected: 200

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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