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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9733
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2457	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

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Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	294255	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4095
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

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come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3873
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	57	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	New Chunks Explored:	805963
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	117	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	3620	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7388	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	7878
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	3115
Players Killed by Monsters:	8738	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1