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Creepin’ Normalized

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ElectionFailsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlazinBeirutCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	5696	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6419	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4530	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5670	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	982
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6907

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ores Mined:	9025
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46