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BlazinBeirutCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crops Grown:	4934	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	5146
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	599	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	103	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	862

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	8824	Emeralds Found:	7116
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7389	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3116
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2688
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3633
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	4677	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13