Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2811	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	101	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8575
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6220	Magic Items Found:	7348
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Farms Harvested:	380	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchantments Applied:	198
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3451	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Star Shards Collected:	265

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Items Found:	6400	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Votes:	1280	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.