PortCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ReserveCraft: Bday Eats & Beats

Apology, Argument, BDay, beats, Birthday, blurry vision, celebration, Communication, dining out, dog, Eats, Etiquette, exclusive, family, Friends, Hospitality, Migraine, misunderstanding, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, Restaurant, service dog, special occasion, vertigo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a rare steak! Just like the exclusive restaurant with a long waitlist, our server is the hottest spot in town.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).

So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SnackAttackCraft

addictive snacks, always craving, can’t put down, can’t resist, can’t stop snacking, cant get enough, comfort food, constant craving, endless munching, favorite indulgence, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, insatiable appetite, irresistible treats, must-eat, must-have snack, never enough, snack attack, SnackAttackCraft

Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3491
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Animals Bred:	194
Enchantments Applied:	234	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

Allowed, Biden’s campaign, BidenCraft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity threats, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, election interference, fbi, foreign interference, government hacking, hacking attempts, Hacks, Information Security, intelligence agencies, Iranian hackers, national security, political hacking, stolen Trump info

haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

battery system, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, Development, efficiency, efficient, ENERGY, Engineers, innovation, nuclear battery, nuclear power, Nuke, Physicists, power, power source, renewable energy, research, Science, Small, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, Tiny

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Farms Harvested:	178	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

Adventure, balanced progression, Box, Box Ants, Boxants, BUILD, Community, Dig, Explore, final mine, Fun, Gadgets, Game, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Mines, multiplayer, Other, Parties, PRETTY, PvP, Server, stands, Survival, Tools, villainous

Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Animals Bred:	103
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6207	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crops Grown:	9126
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	1103	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	123	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.