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CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8486	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	356643	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7503	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Potions Brewed:	76	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dimension Hops:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1179	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Villages Defended:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ores Mined:	6336	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	3184	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2