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BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4337
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	9085	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Animals Bred:	60
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	408582

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3806	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	213	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	8104	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Magic Items Found:	2853
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1