PortalTower | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4328	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	5496	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ores Mined:	7056
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Animals Bred:	146	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Chimeras Created:	4
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9413
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	8136
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Crops Grown:	4588	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	175	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!