PortalTower | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EduCraft: Free & Compulsory!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and homework? Join our Minecraft server and get a free education in the art of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world! Our teachers are expert players who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about boring textbooks. Plus, did we mention that our school cafeteria serves unlimited virtual cake and pizza? Join now and say goodbye to real-world education – who needs it when you can learn how to tame a dragon in Minecraft?!

TariffTussleCraftEU

Diplomacy, economic policy, EU, European Council, European leaders, european union, firm response, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, negotiations, Poland, political tensions, protectionism, tariff threats, TariffTussleCraftEU, trade war, trump, Tusk, united response

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone’s like “wtf dude?” well, this server is like the opposite of that. we’re all about unity and firmness, just like poland’s tusk wants. join us and together we’ll show trump what a real united response looks like in minecraft. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

COVID Brain Proteins Craft

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain proteins, cognitive decline, covid, Covid-19, Craft, dementia risk, discovery, long-term consequences, medical findings, mild symptoms, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, protein alterations, proteins, public health, research, scientists, urgent concerns, viral infections

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, u know how scientists are all like “whoa, covid can mess with ur brain proteins and make u more likely to get alzheimer’s”? well, on our server, we embrace that chaos! join us for a wild ride where u never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe u’ll build a giant statue of a potato or maybe u’ll accidentally unleash a horde of zombie pigs on ur village. who knows? the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a laugh and a good time. so come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures u can get into!

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

family, flamingo, Friendly, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Flamingo is a popular American YouTuber known for his gaming commentary and comedic content. He gained fame for his Roblox videos and has amassed a large following on social media. Flamingo is known for his quirky personality and humorous approach to gaming, making him a favorite among fans of online gaming content.

IndieCraft Global 1.21.3

1.21.3, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, ducks, Global, indie VOD archives, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, non-English, Russian, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, vip viewers, VOD archival, VOD Archive, youtube equivalent

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lemon Juni Edition of gaming, but without the lemons, just pure craziness. We’re all about finding those indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we’re all VIPs here, even if you stream in Klingon.

Forget those big corporate chuubas, we’re all about the little guys who are breaking free from the man. Check out our /lig/ Numbers page, it’s like a treasure trove of indie goodness. And don’t forget to spin the Wheel of Names, it’s like Russian Roulette but with more waifus.

Oh, and did I mention we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar? Yeah, we celebrate the birthdays of virtual anime girls because why not? So come join us, build some crazy Minecraft creations, and let’s get weird together. See you there, bro!

RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Towns Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Votes:	1863
Magic Items Found:	1797	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2859	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7913	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	195
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2792	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Players:	100/100	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2