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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4483 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 320 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.