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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3955 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 846 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.