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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8710 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 428 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6308 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.