PornPioneer420 – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you fly like a bat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. Let’s get this party started, baby!

MorningGr8fulMC SMP

appreciation, Blessed, counting blessings, cultivating thankfulness, daily gratitude, embracing gratitude, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, morning, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningGr8fulMC, positive mindset, positivity, self-care, smp, starting the day right, thankful, thankful heart, waking up

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

CraftyCrashLand

Accidents, air traffic control, air travel, Airlines, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), CraftyCrashLand, emergency response, FAA, Fatal, investigation, News, NTSB, Passengers, Pilots, plane crashes, Safety, Tragedy, Transportation, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	563	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than a plane crash? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so intense, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky real-life disasters. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, heart-pounding challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a plane when you can fly through the skies on the back of a dragon? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

CraftyCanuckz

bully, Canada, CraftyCanuckz, defiance, Diplomacy, Dispute, Economy, global trade, international relations, leadership, Mark Carney, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, resilience, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance

ChillCraft: Dive, Dip, Plunge

Benefits, Chillcraft, cold exposure, Cold Therapy, cold water immersion, Dip, Dive, Evidence, immune system, improved sleep, mental health, mood enhancement, new study, ocean dips, physical health, Plunge, polar plunges, quality of life, research findings, sleep quality, stress reduction, stress relief, temporary effects, wellness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

yo yo yo come join this epic minecraft server where we take cold-water immersion to the next level! we got ice-cold polar plunges and early ocean dips that will make you feel ALIVE, bro!

our studies show that dipping in freezing water can lower your stress, make you sleep like a baby, and even make your life slightly better. but wait, there’s more! these benefits only last for a few months, so you gotta keep coming back for more icy fun.

oh, and don’t even get us started on the immune and mood boosts. we have NO evidence to back up those claims, but who cares when you’re having a blast diving into freezing water with your minecraft buddies?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of cold-water immersion like never before! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Galaxy Gaming Better MC

24/7 uptime, Bisect, Bots, Cctweaked, Chats, Community, Create, Discord, dragons, Galaxy, Gaming, Land claiming, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Music, Polls, QoL features, Server, Teams, Ultimate Car Mod, Waystones, Welcoming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Potions Brewed:	141
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

What We Offer
✅ Fully Boosted Server with Intuitive Chats: Enjoy a fully-featured server with personal chats, bots, music, polls, and much more!
✅ Hosted Better Minecraft server: Server hosted with Bisect and has a bunch of QOL features like land claiming, teams, waystones, dragons, and much more!
✅ Calm, Mature, and Welcoming community: If you are looking for some cool people, this is the place!
✅ 24/7 uptime: The server only restarts once per day to keep it lag free but apart from that play anywhere and at anytime!

🔗 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

🛜 Galaxy Gaming Server IP: 216.201.72.65:26985

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by using the IP provided: 216.201.72.65:26985
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes mods like Ultimate Car Mod, Create, CC:Tweaked, and more. Instructions on how to install the modpack are available on the Discord server.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server has 24/7 uptime with only one restart per day for maintenance.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the link provided: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

MangaVerse Translations 1.21

manga budget, manga cost, manga expenses, manga translation, manga translation cost, manga translation estimate, manga translation fees, manga translation pricing, manga translation rates, manga translation services, manga volume budget, manga volume cost, manga volume expenses, manga volume translation, manga volume translation cost, manga volume translation fees, manga volume translation pricing, manga volume translation rates, manga volume translation services, MangaVerse, Translations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	3410	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Potions Brewed:	139	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about manga translations, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste money on books when you can build your own epic adventures in blocky pixel land? Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like reading a manga but with creepers and diamonds instead of characters and plot twists. Trust me, once you start crafting and mining with us, you’ll never look back at those expensive manga translations again. Let’s dig and build our way to victory together!

DateMeInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, DateMeInMinecraftSMP, DATING, emotions, Expectations, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Potions Brewed:	129

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3108

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Animals Bred:	159
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

ChairSwapCraft

aita, apartment living, cat, cat behavior, chair, ChairSwapCraft, Communication, damaged chair, damaged property, Furniture, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet supervision, reimbursement, reimbursement dispute, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommates

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, CraftySteve, daily routine, Minecraft, occupation, office, screen name duties, Screen name job, screen name job description, screen name job duties, screen name job responsibilities, screen name job tasks, screen name job title, screen name profession, screen name responsibilities, screen name role, screen name tasks, screen name title, screen name workday, smp, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ores Mined:	5136	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

NoGoToThatLand

Adventure, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Disappointment, Experience, Explore, Foreign, Journey, Memories, mistake, never again, NoGoToThatLand, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!