Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

FlirtyCraft SMP

Attention, attraction, attractive people, confidence boost, DATING, daydream, dream scenario, FANTASY, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, hypothetical situation, relationships, romantic interest, Self Discovery, self esteem, smp, social dynamics, Social Interaction, surreal experience, unexpected attention, unexpected encounters, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

controversial, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, Government, Great, immigration, influence, international community, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, Non-Americans, opinion, Politics, president, Social Issues, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, world affairs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	5935
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3444	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	108
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1134
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Votes:	9028	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	642	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	6864	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2