PorchPiratePunisher | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoDecoNoProbMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Magic Items Found:	6609
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6451
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	567	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4372	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2745
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

Boycott, consumer activism, consumer behavior, consumer rights, Entertainment, ethical consumption, game developers, games, gaming boycott, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming ethics, gaming industry, gaming industry practices, gaming market, gaming trends, Minecraft, Nintendo, player experience, smp, video games, vote with your wallet, wrong choices

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, Baptism, Bridesmaid, cousin, creative vision, Disappointment, family conflict, family drama, godmother, godparents, inclusion, last option, long distance, Minecraft, relationships, Server, uncle, wedding arrangements, wedding party, wedding planner, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2932
Emeralds Found:	3646	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Zombie Dances:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2