New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • HitWonderSMP – Minecraft SMP

    HitWonderSMP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

    We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers we have roaming around, they’re like our own little explosive buddies.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as our favorite mob and have dance parties in the Nether. And every full moon, we sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Ender Dragon for good luck. It’s totally normal, I swear.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BestSMPever #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #PiggyPower

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AccentCraft

    AccentCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old accents? Well, look no further because our server has the most attractive accents you’ve ever heard! We’ve got villagers speaking in Shakespearean English, creepers with a French flair, and even Endermen who sound like they just stepped off the set of a telenovela. Join us for a linguistic adventure like no other and find out which accent makes your heart go pitter-patter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.

    If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.

    Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion

    BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots πŸ₯ΎπŸ₯Ύ come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures 🌍πŸ’₯ who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia 😎 join now and let’s make minecraft great again! πŸš€πŸ”₯

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

    PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!

    and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP