| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6991 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6499 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3594 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 85 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7364 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1642 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7031 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7699 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7563 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8154 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 744089 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 57421 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4031 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 603444 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6470 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 53 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1522 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 182 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5637 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6056 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1101 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!
