| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6862 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7872 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
play.poor.gg
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5904 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6461 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2908 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4186 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7403 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2102 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6774 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5717 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2572 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3719 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3683 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4607 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1860 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5337 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Magic Items Found: | 2345 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4030 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1760 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6576 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6123 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5329 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1176 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7305 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6762 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2276 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
