Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1178
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4136	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ores Mined:	1169
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.