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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5170 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!